Tom Cruise was the object of Katy Perry’s affections during her childhood – but it came at a cost. The Dark Horse singer reveals she was suspended from school after being caught making ‘s*xual motions’ towards a tree after imagining it was the Mission: Impossible actor. Whatever floats her boat. Katy, 34, was banished from the Santa Barbara Christian School for three days in the sixth grade over what was deemed to be ‘inappropriate behaviour’.

Running the risk of a very awkward encounter with Tom, 56, the popstar shared her suspension report on her Instagram Story and, frankly, it’s absolutely brilliant. The 1996 report reads: ‘At the 2:00 p.m. recess, Katy and four other students were in an ‘off-limits’ area (behind the backboards) practicing a skit. Katy pretended that a tree was Tom Cruise and began making s*xual motions (pelvic thrusts) to the tree.’ Because what else would you do? It continued: ‘When Katy met with Mrs Calkins, Mr White, and myself, she was asked to describe or demonstrate what she had been seen doing on the playground in front of some other students. Katy chose to describe it. Her words were “it was inappropriate” and “like making out”.’


Running the risk of a very awkward encounter with Tom, 56, the popstar shared her suspension report on her Instagram Story and, frankly, it’s absolutely brilliant. The 1996 report reads: ‘At the 2:00 p.m. recess, Katy and four other students were in an ‘off-limits’ area (behind the backboards) practicing a skit.

Katy pretended that a tree was Tom Cruise and began making s*xual motions (pelvic thrusts) to the tree.’ Because what else would you do? It continued: ‘When Katy met with Mrs Calkins, Mr White, and myself, she was asked to describe or demonstrate what she had been seen doing on the playground in front of some other students. Katy chose to describe it. Her words were “it was inappropriate” and “like making out”.’

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